Monday, May 25, 2009

15 People with Mariah at all times?

uuuugh I would get annoyed:

{Taken from Bossip.com}

Mariah


When she wafted into the white marbled halls of the Martinez Hotel, she brought with her a 15-strong entourage, including three personal assistants, a hairdresser, a
stylist, a make-up artist, a masseuse, a chauffeur and a dietician. She has an
assistant whose job it is to follow her with wet wipes to clean her hands after
she has touched anything, and also to clean anything which she might potentially
touch. Another prances in her wake with a glass
of warm water and a straw. The water has to be kept at just a little above room temperature to help her voice – which is, indeed, astonishing. Her vocal range is so accomplished that many say she can produce sounds high enough to startle a bat. In the evening, this assistant also has the task of monitoring her cleavage and reapplying modesty tape, if required.
Working for Mariah requires you to be on duty 24 hours a day. Also in
attendance, at all times, are five bodyguards. The bodyguards form a ring around
her when she ventures out – as if she were the jam in the middle of a muscular doughnut
– shouting “Miss Carey coming through!” and: “‘Make way
for Mariah!” One who has spent time with Miss Carey says that her world is
exactly the one a 12-year-old girl would order if she had unlimited
funds at her disposal. Everywhere you turn there is a lot of pink, a lot of glitter, and a lot of gold.

Hilarious!


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